Jerks, asses and other losers in the news

Sometimes I just can’t believe some of the total jerks, asses and other losers who end up in this and other media.

For example, in this week’s Times (page 16) Joseph C. Zanders, age 18, of Lyons, New York. Zanders was charged with two counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Criminal Obstruction of Breathing and Unauthorized Use of a Vehicle.

It is alleged that Zanders, who is unemployed (go figure), became involved in an argument with his girlfriend at a Town of Ontario laundromat while in the presence of their two month old son and her three year old son. Zanders allegedly choked his girlfriend by the neck, then left the scene in her vehicle, stranding her and the two boys at the laundromat.

By the way, the mother, age 19, has two children, the oldest 3 years old.
How about good old Suzie Bouwens, age 36, of Palmyra, no stranger to police. A hapless guy drops his wallet with over $1000 bucks in it at the Citgo Station and Suzie scoops it up and keeps it. When confronted by police at her place of employment Suzie said, following her arrest for Grand Larceny, that she kept the wallet and money to “teach the man a lesson. He should be more careful with it.” Following her arrest, her biggest fear came from that Holdraker guy putting her picture in the paper and being humiliated….Glad I could help, as if that DWI you got last month didn’t do the job…see age 15.

How about predicate felon (drugs and assaults) Clifford R. Mayo, age 40, who claimed he was going straight last time he was released from state prison. He got into a fight at a convenience store and gauged the guy’s eye out. Yeah, gauged it out. The guy is blind in one eye. Both men had reportedly been drinking. The list of Wayne County slugs goes on and on, but let me move on.

Certain jerks have e-mailed me and posted on Facebook that this newspaper hides certain arrests – because they knew that Austin R. Fowler, age 33, of Lake Bluff Road in the Town of Huron was involved in a high speed chase and accident back on November 11th and was drunk. These certain a-holes stated that because Fowler came from a well-to-do family, his arrest was being swept under the rug by this paper and the State Police. You can just imagine my reply to these idiots.

The truth was Fowler was in the hospital and blood was drawn to determine his BAC. Since he was in the hospital and no photo or blood alcohol level was available, the arrest did not appear in the paper immediately, or soon enough for some people’s liking. The blood test has not yet been done at the state labs, but Fowler’s mug was taken and he had a preliminary hearing on Monday (12/10) and the case was kicked up to the County level due to the felony charge. His mug and preliminary charge of common law DWI is now on page 15 this week.

My last shot is at all the losers being arrested and, even at a young age, have and often use Wayne County social services cards for their identification. Not only do they commit crimes, but are on the public dole while doing so. LOOOOSERS!… or are we the losers for not kicking their asses off welfare.

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